bbyyon:

ultrafacts:

10 Fluffy Animals Will Make You Say Awww

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That rabbit though

FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT IT SAID BATMAN HEN

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Talk dirty to me

Talk dirty to me

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decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

is this night vale

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foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

Let it go, let it go, I am one with the meat and cheese

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

Let it go, let it go, I am one with the meat and cheese

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hudmelberrysonnyc:

corkiri:

ok here’s something for you to do listen carefully

play this video but mute it

and then

open this one up but DO NOT have it muted

then play both videos and watch and feel emotions you’ve never felt before

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epic-humor:

what a perf loop

Infinitea

epic-humor:

what a perf loop

Infinitea

Don’t wanna be

internetoverlord:

roseonabeach:

animeasuka:

imatimelorddetectivedemonhunter:

hanannibalbanannibal:

thewookiee2:

jesusfreakinglucifer:

carolingponds:

frankietastic:

juilan:

I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups

are you satan

are you god

are we humans

Or are we dancer

Is this the real life

Or is this just a fantasy

no this is patrick

I am Iron Man

I’m the real slim shady

no, I’M Dirty Dan!

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nowyoukno:

Now You Know tumblr plans to force integration with Facebook in 2015. Your Facebook friends will be able to view everything you like or reblog. (Source)

NO NO NO OH GOD NO nO NooooOOoOOO

nowyoukno:

Now You Know tumblr plans to force integration with Facebook in 2015. Your Facebook friends will be able to view everything you like or reblog. (Source)

NO NO NO OH GOD NO nO NooooOOoOOO

Wait. Wait a second. In literally almost every other species on this ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET, showing teeth is a sign of aggression. AND HUMANS USE THEIR TEETH TO SHOW THEY’RE HAPPY. WHAT IS WRONG WITH US

Wait. Wait a second. In literally almost every other species on this ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET, showing teeth is a sign of aggression. AND HUMANS USE THEIR TEETH TO SHOW THEY’RE HAPPY. WHAT IS WRONG WITH US