breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.

image

stay home from school. save your own life.

(via laughing-llama)

officialunitedstates:

one time random celebrity #32 said something really powerful and moving that they found on inspirationalquotes.com and now they are my favorite celebrity and the best person on the planet.   God bless you random celebrity 32

thomasthetalkingengine:

A thrilling saga from my school

(via no-wifi)

canadian-girl-hates-winter:

magconsmut:

theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

This makes me worry about people

Omg

(via no-wifi)

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

(via epic-humor)

albaenia:

dinotime3dofficial:

actuallyahedgehog:

fnrdoesstuff:

cyberjock:

David Letterman destroys anime

good riddance

is it over?
are we finally free?

Anime is over



*angels singing*

albaenia:

dinotime3dofficial:

actuallyahedgehog:

fnrdoesstuff:

cyberjock:

David Letterman destroys anime

good riddance

is it over?

are we finally free?

Anime is over

*angels singing*

(via onlylolgifs)

how has he not aged

(via laughing-llama)

harcules:

How to make the best out of a bad situation. That leg tho. 

IM LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY IT JUST 
*whump*
"Shit shit shit what do I do" 
*puts up leg*
"Saved it."

harcules:

How to make the best out of a bad situation. That leg tho. 

IM LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY IT JUST 

*whump*

"Shit shit shit what do I do" 

*puts up leg*

"Saved it."

(via laughing-llama)

spaceexp:

Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.

(via joshpeck)

nathanael-platier:

fakedick:

lawebloca:

Butterfly Lands On Little Boy’s Face

Feed me the child

The first sacrifice

nathanael-platier:

fakedick:

lawebloca:

Butterfly Lands On Little Boy’s Face

Feed me the child

The first sacrifice

(via laughing-llama)