j6:

how the hell do you burn ramen

how the hell do you burn HAIR

j6:

how the hell do you burn ramen

how the hell do you burn HAIR

(via ruinedchildhood)

justintimberlakedoingthings:

djddy:

????

Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend

(via ruinedchildhood)

wat

i laughed way too hard at this

(via laughing-llama)

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

manafromheaven:

fruitycat:

GODDAMMIT JIMBLES

iM fuCKING SOBBIng

(via laughing-llama)

edemamemama:

standingintheriver:

Children are not possessions.
Children are not accessories.
Children are not relationship band aids.
They are tiny people with the same amount of feelings as an adult.

But with less capacity to process, express and healthily contain those feelings when necessary.

Be kind to them.

(via joshpeck)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

I believe you mean *potions* professor

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

I believe you mean *potions* professor

(via joshpeck)